I know, I know, you’re so excited at seeing the first teaser trailer for the Smurfs movie that you’re probably not even reading this! I hope to God that’s not true, although the trailer gives no clue as to plot or story (if indeed the film has one) but still manages to look shit!
I’m not sure the Smurfs were a big sensation here in the UK as they were/are in the U.S. in fact, the only strong memory I have of the Smurfs is Willis dressing up as one in an episode of Diff’rent Strokes!






I’d rather have a cock placed in my ass for the remainder of my life rather than be subjected to this shit…… give me HIV anyday. Dickvandyke(Quote)