This started out as a bit a joke, but is now turning into a regular feature! This is the third one in a month, I’m not even having to try hard to find these stories! So this week, Sam Worthington will be playing Bond, James Bond.
James fackin’ Bond!
Our friends over at Digitalspy are reporting that Sam Worthington is being touted as the next James Bond once Daniel Craig hangs up his Walther PPK. Worthington who can currently be seen in the most successful film ever made, Avatar is believed to… “yawn”.
I’m pretty sure (hope) this is bullshit. If Worthington becomes Bond, violence will ensue. So in a pre-emptive strike, I have composed this open letter to all studio execs.
Dear Hollywood,
Get the fuck over it. Enough is enough now.
The end, love Chris.
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