Oscar Winners

So believe the Oscars went ahead last night? For all of those who have been living under a rock, I’ll break it down for you…. The Oscars are awards for overpaid people, who pretend to be other people in front of cameras. And as a result the overpaid people (who sadly bear much more relevance than they ought to) think they own the world, then lecture us common folk by raising awareness of (input here) > Global warming, war in Iraq, Aids, Famine, Pollution, Gay rights, Oil shortage, destroying planet for resource… the list goes on (see ‘Bruno’ for a more detailed outlook on how this works.) Clearly they know nothing of the subject they lecture us on, then they all bask in there own smugness, go off to the after show party and fill there nose with coke and drink lots of booze!!

Anyone reading the above would think I’ve had a bad day and I’m being unfair venting out unwarranted anger…. Hell no, not at all!!!! I’m just as shallow, the difference is I just have the balls to admit it. Anyway here are the winners! Are you happy or sad with these results? Leave your thoughts and comments below!

 

Best Picture  

The Hurt Locker
Kathryn Bigelow, Mark Boal, Nicolas Chartier and Greg Shapiro

Actor in a Leading Role

Jeff Bridges
Crazy Heart

Actor in a Supporting Role

Christoph Waltz
Inglourious Basterds

Actress in a Leading Role

Sandra Bullock
The Blind Side

Actress in a Supporting Role

Mo’Nique
Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire

Animated Feature Film

Up
Pete Docter

Art Direction

Avatar
Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg (Art Direction); Kim Sinclair (Set Decoration)

Cinematography

Avatar
Mauro Fiore

Costume Design

The Young Victoria
Sandy Powell

Director

The Hurt Locker
Kathryn Bigelow

Documentary Feature

The Cove
Louie Psihoyos and Fisher Stevens

Documentary Short

Music by Prudence
Roger Ross Williams and Elinor Burket

Film Editing

The Hurt Locker
Bob Murawski and Chris Innis

Foreign Language Film

The Secret in Their Eyes (El Secreto de Sus Ojos)
Argentina
Directed by Juan José Campanella

Makeup

Star Trek
Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow

Music (Original Score)

Up
Michael Giacchino

Music (Original Song)

Crazy Heart

“The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)”
Music and Lyric by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett

Sound Editing

The Hurt Locker
Paul N.J. Ottosson

Sound Mixing

The Hurt Locker
Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett

Visual Effects

Avatar
Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)

Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire
Screenplay by Geoffrey Fletcher

Writing (Original Screenplay)

The Hurt Locker
Written by Mark Boal