The 10 Best Hollywood Mugshots

Hello fellow filmtwats, today I thought I’d compile my list of 10 favourite mugshots for you to enjoy, I’ve included one’s which I thought were kinda cool, some shocking and best of all some utterly fucking humiliating! All the pics are courtesy of www.mugshots.com – thanks guys.

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10. Mel Gibson

The Führer himself, posing and looking rather confident that his “sugar tits” comments, racial slurs and driving home completely shitfaced was not only the best idea he’s ever come up with, but will also vanish from memory when he wakes up in the morning. Riggs looks like he’s been on this downward spiral ever since he retired from law enforcement… Oh, if only his dead wife could see him now.

 

 

 

9. Paris Hilton

I know… not technically an actress but then again she’s not technically anything? I’ve included Paris on this list because she is the only one that looks like she’s actually put some effort in preparing for the photo. Look her top contrasts nicely to the background; she has just the right amount of makeup on for an arrest, not too much… (She doesn’t want to appear too slutty) she’s even showing a little of her best side. Clearly a woman who knows her place in the world, even if that is an attention seeking hair brained fuckstain.

 

 

 

 

8. Mickey Rourke

Sigh… you can’t help feel sorry for Mickey, not only does his face look like a double
quarter pounder with cheese meal that’s been ran over 16 times by a child’s bicycle and then eaten by a dog and shat out on the expressway only to be hit by more oncoming traffic, he also looks at right at home in this snapshot, as if almost this happens on a daily occurrence. Oh well there’s always the Oscars next year Mickey!?

 

 

 

7. Rip Torn

Well what the fuck do we have here? Rip in this picture resembles the old strange bastard that lives at the end of the street who collects large quantities of child porn and tapes his windows shut worried about the threat of an oncoming alien invasion. He clearly looks bewildered at the thought of the police taking his picture, hoping it isn’t the Glugorilk intergalactic firing squad he’d been receiving visions from.

 

 

 

 

6. Yasmeen Bleeth

Just to think I had a crush on Yasmeen years ago on Baywatch?? Now reduced to looking like she couldn’t get a part on this years ‘Wife Swap’ oh dear…

 

 

 

 

 

5. Al Pacino

Al just looks like he’s just straight up whacked someone to get in this shot, seriously this photo could fit nicely between the shots of Ted Bundy and Ed Gein it’s that scary. I wonder at the time of this pic Al was thinking one day he’d be considered one of the greatest actors of all time?

 

 

 

 

4. Amy Winehouse

I know… she’s not appeared in any films, although she does look like an extra in ‘28 Days Later’. I’d just thought I’d include this shithead because I think her photo is great! This picture defines the words skank and whore from hell to me. She was supposed team up with Mark Ronson for the Quantum of Solace song, but as usual the fucking oxygen robber couldn’t get her shit together and string any sentences together. I think the reason this fuckup isn’t dead yet because the afterlife doesn’t fucking want her and who can blame them?

 

 

 

3. Robert Downey Jr

Two things shock me about this picture 1. He seems incredibly pleased with himself. 2. He’s a lot taller than I expected. Back from what looks like 12 weeks on a diet of Wagon Wheels, Skips and Fig biscuits, this pic of Iron Man is from the good old days where Robert thought it was legal to do drink, drugs, beat women and carry loaded weapons.

 

 

 

 

 

2. Nick Nolte

I don’t really need to comment, this picture speaks volumes.

 

 

 

 

 

1. Steve McQueen

Can this guy get any cooler?? Just look at him, fearless even giving the police man a nice little gesture. Clearly the coolest man ever to walk the earth, I’m just happy in the knowledge that I will die knowing I was born on the same planet as Steve McQueen.