Any of you who have seen ‘Avatar’ will know that Colonel Quaritch steals the film and defines fucking awesome! I’ve compiled 10 reasons why we should put Quaritch forward for knighthood.
10: Colonel Quaritch drinks coffee whilst napalming tree hugging blue monkeys in rainforests!
09: He keeps three awesome scars across his face to remind himself when he last ate Na’vi spleen.
08: He eats lightning and shits thunder!
07: He looks like Duke Nukem
06: He will put every human life at risk just to settle a personal vendetta…
05: He uses landmines for slippers
04: He enjoys a friendly conversation like he enjoys fluid on the lungs…
03: He sets fire to family’s picnics
02: The dude rocks a quiff that would make Vidal Sassoon jealous
01: He’s the best thing in Avatar
I think I covered it all, but please - feel free use the comments section if you feel I missed anything… Right I’m off for some Call of Duty! see you online bitches!!!!
Get Some…!!!
Number 11 – He CAN WIN a fight with Chuck Norris!!! Kev(Quote)
Number 12: He can be on fire and not care. Guy(Quote)
Higher than 11 – When there’s shit too shoot, breathing comes second. Henrik(Quote)
he look like friggin Duke Nukem… aaa(Quote)
I gave Jake Sully my trust and the little punk stabs me in the back. Avenge me! Avennnnnnnnge me!
http://colonelmilesquaritch.blogspot.com/ Colonel Miles Quaritch(Quote)
You know Quaritch is too effin’ tuff to die. How much you want to bet he’s got ampoules of anti-neurotoxin stashed on him invade of death by pointy things? Zootsutra(Quote)
man Quaritch got the short end of the stick…. Glenn(Quote)
he will destroy anything that is blue.
has bad ass quotes ” That is one big damn tree!” “Col. Quaritch: Shut yer pie hole!
Dr. Grace Augustine: Or what, Ranger Rick? Huh, you gonna shoot me?
Col. Quaritch: I could do that.” this is not my real name(Quote)
Quaritch is a soldier, the only thing he could do – to fight. Human and Na-vi were at war. so don`t judge him, He fought for HUman race. and Jake betrayed Human race in order to continue his life in a new body Darth(Quote)
HUMANS WILL CREATE A CLONE OF QUARITCH AND HE WILL KICK BLUE ASSES. Coolmann(Quote)
Once you put an idea in his head, there’s no stopping him. When Dr Augustine asks “Or what ranger Rick, you gonna shoot me?” he replies “I could do that”. Sometime later, Grace is shot whilst trying to escape the base by none other than the man himself. Dean(Quote)
That man had to have had some of the best lines ever uttered or quoted in cinematic history!!! tnelso16(Quote)
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