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Twilight Tossbag has been cast in Stretch Armstrong 3D!?

I know, I’m being cruel… but I can’t help it – I was just born that way! Anyway, douche (Taylor Lautner) the guy who had issues wearing clothes in ‘New Moon’ has been cast in Stretch Armstrong 3D!? I shit you not…. Jacob has now been cast in the most pointless film ever made, based on the most pointless toy ever made. The moron should get a fucking award… although I highly doubt Taylor would see death by firing squad as any kind of reward? Shame, we can only hope!

What do you guys think, leave your comments? While you think on that – I’m off to pray to the Gods – that this tool gets drafted into war one day and is given the luxury job of scouting for landmines.

 

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